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randomsplashes:

#ME #alana

12-17 • 16:33 • 970 notes • VIA • SOURCE

instant-oatmeal:

illegal-meme:

                                                  I’m suffering

                                             hi suffering, I’m dad

mccatcake:

You guys know what time is it? It’s time to reblog asanoya like as if I were to die tomorrow

• Me: [weeping]
• Bartender: That's it, you've had enough
• Me: Don't.... [sob]
• Bartender: don't what?
• Me: [sniffle, sob] s-stop us now, the moment of truth, we were b

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

minementis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

thaliaai:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”

either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.

okay so two options here:

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”

OR (and this one is better imo)

“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”

haikyoutooiguess:

fujiwaranomokou:

trampvire:

czolgosh:

@ everyone saying it wasn’t a UFO

1) it’s unsure what it was
2) it flew
3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands for

NEW FAVORITE POST

#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

traumahospital:

gender: “pretty boy”